too bad there are still ass holes on here
“what time is it?”
“time for you to get a watch.”
the other day i was in walgreens with my dad and i got a text
“dirk and jake broke up”
i said oh really sadly and my dad was like what happened and i was like
dirk and jake just broke up dirkjake is no longer canon
and next to me in the other aisle i heard a girl whisper quietly
“oh my god…”
There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”
welcome to the “i don’t need this bullshit in my life” giveaway, or “that one giveaway lauffie is doing because thank for following me u dumbs”!!!
YOU WILL WIN:
- Catch-22 - Joseph Heller, God Knows - Joseph Heller, Something Happened - Joseph Heller, Damned - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted - Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor - Chuck Palahniuk, The Catcher In The Rye - J. D. Salinger, Sod Calm And Get Angry - The Ebury Press
- Game of Thrones promotional poster (Jon Snow), To Victory! Dalek poster, Doctor Who series 5 promotional poster, Avengers movie poster, The Hobbit movie posterClothing:
- Game of Thrones direwolves shirt (women’s size M), Captain America shirt (men’s size S)Misc:
- Worthy - Thor cologne, Mischief - Loki cologne, BBC Sherlock complete season 1 & 2 DVDs, Iron Man 1 & 2 DVDs, Game of Thrones Hand of the King pin
- GIVEAWAY ENDS 19TH MARCH, 2013 AT 12:00PM MELBOURNE TIME (GMT +11)
- UPDATED: Reblog only once, likes also count.
- Reblogging on multiple sideblogs will get you disqualified
- Winner will be determined by a random number generator
- In the event that you do win, you must respond to my message within 24 hours, or another winner will be chosen.
- Yes, I will ship worldwide.
- Following me is not mandatory, but would be greatly appreciated, as this is a giveaway to thank my followers.(feel free to delete the wall of text, as long as you leave a link to the GIVEAWAY DETAILS)
when fics don’t update
when you’re the one not updating them
FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE
I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN
IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.
OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.
IT’S OKAY GERARD
SHUT UP GERARD
YOURE EMBARRASSING ME GOD DAMNIT
He was a boy, She was a leg
she was so hot she could fry an egg